The Pale Bride of Bel-Air - Will Smith vs Isaac Schankler (by comeonandslam)
Smith Will-Chris | 9/10 | year 1990
Now this is the story all about how
My life got flipped, turned upside down
And I’d like to take a minute, just sit real tight
I’ll tell you how I became known as the Pale Bride
In West Pyongyang born and raised
In the family room is where I spent most of my days
Chilling out, maxing, relaxing all cool
And all sewing some cosplay outside of school
When a couple of germs that were really quite bold
Started making trouble in my lymphatic nodes
I got one little cough and I fell in a stupor
Dad said “You’re moving with your auntie and uncle in the future”
I put on a hanbok and when uncle saw
He said “The Emperor’s going to be our new in-law”
If anything I could say he was going too far
But I thought nah forget it, you’re on the Mugunghwa
OH MY GOD WHAT IS EVEN GOING ON HERE. I don’t even.
(I’m not sure what’s better; that perfect Youtube description, or the fact that the song it’s mashed up with is the Smith family theme.)
